my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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