wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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