LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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