You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
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Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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