weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
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