It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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