D3 body, D1 cock
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Text me some of your sweat
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