I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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