I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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