don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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