Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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