Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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