It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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