Plan B is the new Plan A
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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