my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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