I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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