Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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