Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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