Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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