Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Drake has all the answers
Sext me about skeletons
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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