I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Randomize
