Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
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