see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
well I can't set my house on fire every night
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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