On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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