Dual....:-)
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
Randomize
