Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
