Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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