quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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