I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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