Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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