She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Randomize
