found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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