So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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