Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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