Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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