No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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