I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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