Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
