Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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