More tranny stories later!
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
birth control should be required to get into college
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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