you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
My life is pants optional.
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