After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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