Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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