So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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