I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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