My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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