She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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