Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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