There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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