If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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