I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Randomize
