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windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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