Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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