The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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