u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
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