so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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